holy shit!, I found my way back........

Hello all, and greetings from the nether regions of this hell-hole/sacred land we call the land of the free..ly oppressed............I just passed my first piss test ever! and it only took 2 months to clean up.lol Which means that I may go and subject myself to shite working conditions next to that plant that just blew up and made headlines everywhere(texas city)for madd cash YAY! I should hope to see you all for the Hempfest weekend. My lady and I should fly up there if everything goes accordingly. So, hats off and its good to see yous again. roy's out...

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I've come to a conclusion in life that most cannot accept anything without being able to trace it back to a point of origin, a reason, cause, or someone to blame. Now I say most, some are able to accept things, some able to go on, some simply aren't always affected. And sometimes there are too many factors for some to see. Recently, some problems have risen which are drastically changing some peoples' lives, and all involved are hurt, it would seem anyways. One has finally, and I do mean to emphasize this, found the best people, the best family he could have. One that accepts him. Period. And now he has to leave them. One has found a friend and now has to wave good-bye again only this time he won't be back Thursday. One has to move to an entirely new area with entirely new people. All of this looks pretty shite. People are emotional, not knowing how to deal with this entirely. Some accept full blame, some take partial, some take none at all and righteously so. As of now, I would like take on the full burden, the entire blame. Everything. Yes, D could have kept his chain on, or told K just not to mess with it. Yes K could have not taken it, or simply been more careful....And yes, I could have mentioned something to K when I was woken up, but instead I rolled over and went to sleep, thinking, minutes later, that I should have said something. It was my first instinct, I shoulda went with it while it was there. But I didn't. I rolled carelessly over and closed my eyes. If anyone IS to blame here, it should be me. D was asleep after all, and it's not like he doesn't trust K enough with his wallet. And people make mistakes all the time, lose things all the time, and if it was stolen, well that's their karma, not ours...I, however, was awake, and was aware of the possibility of it being gone when she returned. The only one who knew how D is with his wallet, but no, I basiclly turned my back on everything here. On Frank, Di, Doug & Kat's new life here.....I simply had to utter a few words, but did not. So blame me, place it all on me. Blame me for speeding things up. For making sure D gets shit straightened out in Texas, and gets all the shit out of the way that he needs to begin with. My overall feeling toward this is a good one. This will prove ya'll's friendship, time apart always does. K can meet the 'family' back home so that she never has to deal with them again..........ya know, save the best for last, get the not so good out of the way first. Think of this as prep time. Scouting a new area for a business. Learning everything about it you can, then going back home to get everything lined up to make the move. As I said last night, you can't knock your ducks out of row if you start at the mom........

Sand and Stone

A story tells that two friends were walking through
the desert. During some point of the journey, they
had an argument, and one friend slapped the other
one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt,
but without saying anything, he wrote in the sand:

Today my best friend slapped me in the face.

They kept on walking, until they found an oasis,
where they decided to take a bath. The one who had
been slapped got stuck in the mire and started
drowning, but his friend saved him. After he
recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone:

Today my best friend saved my life.

The friend, who had slapped and saved his best
friend, asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in
the sand, and now, you write on a stone, why?"

The other friend replied: "When someone hurts us,
we should write it down in sand, where the winds of
forgiveness can erase it away, but when someone
does something good for us, we must engrave it in
stone where no wind can ever erase it.

Learn to write your hurts in the sand and to carve
your blessings in stone.

Ha...!

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Sprinting amidst the hotel lobby, attacking with a vorpal blade, cometh Pop_rasta! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm seriously going to strike a match on your crotch, and set you ablaze!!"

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wife 1.0

... TO TECHNICAL SUPPORT:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs & launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can not seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but un-install does not work on this Wife 1.0.
Can you help me, please!!! Otherwise, I'm screwed.
Thanks, Joe.

REPLY:
DEAR JOE SCREWED
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary
misconception. Many people upgrade form Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from the system, once installed. You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0, but end up with more
problems than the original system.
Look in you manual under "Warnings-Alimony / Child Support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPF's).
You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command: C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case, avoid excessive use of the "Esc" key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal.
The system will run smooth as long as you take the blame for all the GPF's. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance to Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck.
Tech Support.

Ponderers...lol

Well, hello again....I'm here jamming to double bass by the gorillaz which is awesome stoned or sober.I've recently decided to start doing this sometimes. This being what I'm doing, not at the moment obviously, but at my moment; typing, allowing the words to flow from my mind, through my fingertips and out onto the screen. You see, I'm a thinker, and I'm always thinking these thoughts. Sometimes it drives me crazy...sometimes not. ha! I picked up an application from the thrift department store today...saw this hott hotty walking by. MAN...this place is filled with them. I had a turkey/mustard on a bagle, it was good.

Zombiedip!!!!!

Hey, just reminding you to water your plants................if the ivy's are dry, water them..........the other plant, you know the one, make sure you get all around the plant with the water so that all the soil is covered....

1st entry....

I have to say that being one of the most inexperienced 18 yr olds I know, and obviously and more than likely the same for you too, being new here with no one but the 4 of you to start with, this already feels like home, granted all I know of 'home' is the one apartment and the house of some of the coolest parents in the world. You truly are great people; I don't believe I've ever been so truly accepted so fast. btw, that has got to be the best bbq/get-together I've ever been to; still just getting to know these people yet not feeling the least bit awkward or new. Just chillen, tokin', and grubbin' my ass off! It helps when you've got the best ribs there too....I have to send my thanks for the courtesy and friendliness shown to me as of late. I have to admit, at times I do feel like the 5th wheel, but I just need to quit holding back and get myself a 6th, I could start at Arby's.....lol. Well, that's all.....
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